When I Go To Get My Shoes Shined, I Gotta Take Their Word*
I mean, having one of those plastic Wal-Mart chairs break under your weight is one thing, but this must have been pretty embarrassing. This bench is like cement or limestone or something.
*Title taken from the brilliant Weird Al song "Fat" of course.
"Even Worse" was the first album (cassette) that I ever purchased.
ReplyDeletep.s. that was me. i sat there after eating at a pizza buffet