Enter Snowman

Thank you, Amber. Best Christmas present EVER.

This stocking inspired me. Blogosphere people, I need your help. I want to do a Christmas-themed parody of Enter Sandman called Enter Snowman. I only have one line figured out so far:

Instead of "We're off to never-neverland" it will go "we're off to winter wonderland"

That's all I've got. I mean, it's a start, right? Do you think that I will be able to have something together to give away by Christmas? I am going to try like really hard. Help me if you can think of any good lines. I'm no Weird Al. I guess that's why he makes the big bucks.